Thursday, November 03, 2005

Scooter and his Porn Novel

Even in the world of porn ... it ... er ... ah ....sucks.

Anyone who writes a porn novel and uses the word "glistening" more than three times should stick to writing lies for Cheney that gets 2000 Americans dead -- they are better.

Read about it here.... with juicy exerpts ... like how to force a ten year old girl to have sex with animals so you can make her a better ho by turning her frigid.

It almost as bad as Bill O'Reilly's audiotapes of his porn novel, and then his calls to an unwilling employee (who was smart enough to tape the conversation), describing the joy of a shower, a loofa sponge, and a vibrator up your butt.

And these are the Repugs who are the fine xtians and family values people.

Oh, and how could I possibly ignore ... the cast of characters includes --

A dwarf

MOVE OVER JEFF GANNON, YOU HAVE COMPETITION IN THE WHITE HOUSE.



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