Evolution is a Jewish Conspiracy ... yep, you read that one right.
There are some Repugly religious conservatives that are even stupider than VD(j). I know it's hard to believe, but it is true.
Here are the words of Ben Bridges, a prehistoric congresscritter from ... Cleveland ... Cleveland as in Georgia, natch. A man who clearly exhibits the fact that human intelligence varies from downright stupid to insane in Congressional Republicans.
“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called ‘secular evolution science’ is the Big-Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” the memo says. “This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”
It also directs readers to a Web site www.fixedearth.com, which includes model legislation that calls the Kabbala “a mystic, anti-Christ ‘holy book’ of the Pharisee Sect of Judaism.” The Web site also declares “the earth is not rotating … nor is it going around the sun.
That will come as a surprise to Copernicus, who has been dead for 400 years.
This collusion is raising the threat of adopting laws that would make it a “hate-crime” to say or write anything critical of the Jews...or even to pray in Jesus’ name in public places. This is the same type of “hate-crime” law that was passed shortly after the Jewish-dominated Communist government came to power in Russia almost ninety years ago...
Not only is organic evolution a conspiracy -- it is a conspiracy between those gawdless, raping, money-lending, christ-killing, Jews.
Charles Darwin as a liberal, athiest, Commie, pinko, jew. Who'd thunk it.
Some repugs are more related to that primordial slime than others. Sadly, John McCain may be one of them.