Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Evolution is a Jewish Conspiracy ... yep, you read that one right.


There are some Repugly religious conservatives that are even stupider than VD(j). I know it's hard to believe, but it is true.

Here are the words of Ben Bridges, a prehistoric congresscritter from ... Cleveland ... Cleveland as in Georgia, natch. A man who clearly exhibits the fact that human intelligence varies from downright stupid to insane in Congressional Republicans.

“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called ‘secular evolution science’ is the Big-Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” the memo says.
“This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”

It also directs readers to a Web site www.fixedearth.com, which includes model legislation that calls the Kabbala “a mystic, anti-Christ ‘holy book’ of the Pharisee Sect of Judaism.” The Web site also declares “the earth is not rotating … nor is it going around the sun.

That will come as a surprise to Copernicus, who has been dead for 400 years.

This collusion is raising the threat of adopting laws that would make it a “hate-crime” to say or write anything critical of the Jews...or even to pray in Jesus’ name in public places. This is the same type of “hate-crime” law that was passed shortly after
the Jewish-dominated Communist government came to power in Russia almost ninety years ago...

Not only is organic evolution a conspiracy -- it is a conspiracy between those gawdless, raping, money-lending, christ-killing, Jews.

Charles Darwin as a liberal, athiest, Commie, pinko, jew. Who'd thunk it.

Some repugs are more related to that primordial slime than others. Sadly, John McCain may be one of them.


3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben Bridges is a Georgia state legislator, not a congressman. They can be pretty dumb in Congress, but they're not quite that dumb.

1:59 PM, February 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You moonbats are really stupid. Get a life.

3:47 PM, February 20, 2007  
Blogger John Stone said...

A pleasure to meet you Anon 347.

Can I buy you a drink?

Or a banana?

7:04 PM, February 21, 2007  

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