Sunday, February 05, 2006

Repugs to Blunt: Go Pound Sand

A quote from John Boehners first, who is no winner hisself - being a protoge of the Newtster and one of the architects of the K Street project:

Rep. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) is the “freaking bride of Frankenstein.”

Roy, who procaimed himself winner of the position of Majority Leader for weeks because he supplied the voting machines, lost every singe vote to the real reformer from Arizona on the second ballot -- plus at least one who voted for him on the first.

Calvin Trillon noted this about Billy'sBoyToyRoy:

I must be blunt where Blunt's concerned:
In service to DeLay he earned
His K Street Brownie points with clusters
For calling lobbyists to musters
Where bills were molded to a tee
By K Street and the GOP.
Yes, money poured from K Street tills
So lobbyists could write these bills.
Reformer's what they call this guy?
Then I'm the Sultan of Brunei

Or as Jeff Mazur says:

Hand it to Roy Blunt; he is nothing if not consistent. Whether battling Democrats on the House floor and on K Street, or taking on members of his own party in caucus elections, political considerations always come before ethical ones. Always.

I wonder if Jack Abramoff's very expensive steaks that he comped to the BoyRoy are beginning to cause indigestion yet? There is nothing like getting bitch-slapped with a 16 ounce T-bone. And who will represent Altria, the company that owns Phillip Morris in the Halls of Congress? Ms BoyToy? Can we give her floor privileges? Does Jack Abramoff serve those hunks of $75 dollar cow kosher?

Enquiring minds want to know.


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