Monday, October 09, 2006

Crooks and Capitalists Flee Tiawan

Here is how this North Korea bomb thingy will end:

(a) There ain't diddly squat that we can do about it. We are tapped out militarily and financially. The Bush administration has created so much hatred and distrust in the world that no one will support us if they even wanted to...

(b) So the only country that can spank them is China. And they ain't interested as long as they can bleed us even more than they are doing.

(c) China wants Tiawan back.

(d) So, a deal will be cut. If China will take care of N. Korea for us. We will not object to taking Tiawan back to the homeland.

I want the airline concession for flying out all the crooks that have prospered in Tiawan, and are now staring at being lined up against the wall.

Listen closely Israel. You are next.

8 Comments:

Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

"Crooks". You got that part right in the header... but "and capitalists" being in the same sentence makes it look like the two are just as despicable.

8:01 AM, October 09, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Would you feel better about it if I changed it to something else? Let's see .. robber barons, feudal landlords, sweatshop operators, grubby thieves, banzi bullies? ... your choice...

4:20 AM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous MrsThurstonHowell said...

Hmmm...let's see..all the crooked capitalists head up a lazy river in a Chinese junque...who's left?

The Tiawanese Libertarian Party?

5:27 PM, October 10, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Are you assuming that all capitalists are "crooked"?

7:53 AM, October 11, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Let's see; Enron, Worldcom, Exxon, BP, Walmart, CU .... now where do you suppose I got *THAT* idea.

1:56 AM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

You're using bad examples of capitalism. You know full well it's not ALL bad.

Besides, what's the good alternative to capitalism? IMO, there isn't one.

12:06 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

I think we should make an addition to the Constitution, patterned after the Second -- "a well-regulated capatilism". Lacking that just go with democratic socialism, like the smart countries in Europe have done.

1:29 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Ahh, yes... socialism. The poor bastard cousin of communism.

None for me, thanks... I'm driving.

11:44 PM, October 13, 2006  

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