Crooks and Capitalists Flee Tiawan
Here is how this North Korea bomb thingy will end:
(a) There ain't diddly squat that we can do about it. We are tapped out militarily and financially. The Bush administration has created so much hatred and distrust in the world that no one will support us if they even wanted to...
(b) So the only country that can spank them is China. And they ain't interested as long as they can bleed us even more than they are doing.
(c) China wants Tiawan back.
(d) So, a deal will be cut. If China will take care of N. Korea for us. We will not object to taking Tiawan back to the homeland.
I want the airline concession for flying out all the crooks that have prospered in Tiawan, and are now staring at being lined up against the wall.
Listen closely Israel. You are next.
(a) There ain't diddly squat that we can do about it. We are tapped out militarily and financially. The Bush administration has created so much hatred and distrust in the world that no one will support us if they even wanted to...
(b) So the only country that can spank them is China. And they ain't interested as long as they can bleed us even more than they are doing.
(c) China wants Tiawan back.
(d) So, a deal will be cut. If China will take care of N. Korea for us. We will not object to taking Tiawan back to the homeland.
I want the airline concession for flying out all the crooks that have prospered in Tiawan, and are now staring at being lined up against the wall.
Listen closely Israel. You are next.
posted by John Stone at 12:28 AM
8 Comments:
"Crooks". You got that part right in the header... but "and capitalists" being in the same sentence makes it look like the two are just as despicable.
Would you feel better about it if I changed it to something else? Let's see .. robber barons, feudal landlords, sweatshop operators, grubby thieves, banzi bullies? ... your choice...
Hmmm...let's see..all the crooked capitalists head up a lazy river in a Chinese junque...who's left?
The Tiawanese Libertarian Party?
Are you assuming that all capitalists are "crooked"?
Let's see; Enron, Worldcom, Exxon, BP, Walmart, CU .... now where do you suppose I got *THAT* idea.
You're using bad examples of capitalism. You know full well it's not ALL bad.
Besides, what's the good alternative to capitalism? IMO, there isn't one.
I think we should make an addition to the Constitution, patterned after the Second -- "a well-regulated capatilism". Lacking that just go with democratic socialism, like the smart countries in Europe have done.
Ahh, yes... socialism. The poor bastard cousin of communism.
None for me, thanks... I'm driving.
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