Monday, September 06, 2004

Georgie Porgie and Pickles too

George and Pickles are at a Yankee's Game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to Dubya. First he stares at the guy, looks at Pickles, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently. The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

What really gets Dubya going is when the agent tells him the fans would love it! So he says, "If that is what the people want." Then he gets up, grabs Pickles by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her over the wall into the field. She gets up swearing and the crowd goes wild, cheering and applauding. Dubya is smiling, and tells the agent, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first pitch!"


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home