Upstaging the Fetus Federline

I'm a little fetus, short and stout. Have I got a handle? Or have I got a spout?

The fetus Federline has dropped out of the picture now that mommie Brittany, and whoever is suspected of being Daddy are not shaking their rather ample booties on stage anymore, and the limelight has been taken over by Brad/Angelina/fetus.

Baby Pitt, not related to apricot pit, has a blog of his/her own.

Plumbing, hair color, or shape of boobs is not known at this point.