Coroner Humor

I paid some attention this morning to Orac's extensive list of medical related blogs at Respectful Insolence (one of the best blogs on the net) and found this gem by a forensic pathologist.

You can find Dr. Zeus's Forensic Files HERE.

Car wrecks and train wrecks
and planes that hit wires,
Trucks that flip over
and than catch on fire,

Autoerotics all tied up with strings,
These are a few of a coroner's things.

Smothered transvestites all wrapped in white satin,
Writing reports in polysyllabic Latin,
Winter suicides showing up in the spring,
These are a few of a coroner's things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When the fish goes bad.

I then think of the coroner's things,
And then I don't feel so bad!