Libby: If I Go To Jail, So do You

The worms are turning.

Scoot-Scoot is facing some hard time. He and Abramoff are both singing. The only hope for them is to turn on their massa's and see if Alberto can't promote their judges to the Supreme Court.

Scoot-Scoot now is saying that Unca' Dick-Dick is the one who told him to commit felonies.

Abramoff is saying that he has the pics of him and his buDDy George the Lesser, and if George doesn't straighten up and get him out of this mess he is going to be assigned the cell next door and they can talk about Kabala Water all day.