Saturday, March 18, 2006

Chuck Wooten Commits Another Stupid

For those who don't listen to the running joke of Springfield, (also known as radio station KWTO) here is another example of the brillant souls they have as "talk show hosts".


HAHAHAHAHAHA ...

Chuckie-Chuck the former letter sorter, now runs a cemetary. Use your imagination. He is all corked off because he can't restrict speech on public property, and knows that he would get sued corporately and personally if he tries to do it. He can't bring in the cops and their trunchons to do it for him either ... their budgets don't allow for some dufuss like Pfred Phelps and his Xtian Gawd Ministry "Gawd Hates Fags" to get rich at their expense.

Chuckie's solution. Call in the motorcycle gangs.

He doesn't mention whether or not it would be OK just to boot-stomp a few of them out-of-state idiots, or chain-whup 'em, or maybe just take them out to the old meth lab in the woods and stick their heads in a bottle of ether.

Listen to it HERE.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Technically Chuck Wooten does not run the cemetery. The director of the cemetery is Steve Maples. No one would know this as one can't make a decision without the other. They are like siamese twins, attached where you ask...

7:06 PM, September 21, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Technically Chuck Wooten does not run the cemetery. The director of the cemetery is Steve Maples. No one would know this as one can't make a decision without the other. They are like siamese twins, attached where you ask...

7:06 PM, September 21, 2008  

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