In a press release yesterday we discover that a very nekkid Brittany who is also very heavy with Fetus has a statue. A statue that probably depicts why Fetus is now a girl.
The latest word from Fetus is that she is very unhappy with mom. For a smart girl-to-be to be depicted as mom in a pose right off the stage is just not to her prim and proper upbringing.
The Former Fetus Federline has now placed herself on e-Bay and will go to the highest bidder.
Anything ... and I do mean anything ... is better than mom.