FBI has Never Heard of Hotmail

According to a story yesterday many FBI Agents don't have email accounts due to budget difficulties/ahem, computer problems/dial-up connections are overloaded/persiankitty.com is slow today.

So how in the world do they actually know that that Nigerian guy doesn't actually have ten million dollars he can send me.

Got a hint for those poor guys. Send the email intended for them -- to me. They read mine twice a day.