Thursday, August 10, 2006

Offer to Turn Off VD(J)'s Lights

Ah, how sweet it is. VD(J)'s big mouth has gotten him the reward he richly deserves. I guess he will have to call his buddies at the police department again and request special protection from Desdovina, the Eternal Light. Or maybe the Guardian Angels can patrol in front of his house and leave empty bottles of Clearasil in his front yard for a change.

Without going into the details, a caller offered to knock his teeth so far down his throat that he would have to drop his drawers to eat lunch.

I vote for the caller.

Listen to it HERE ....


Blogger Betty B. said...

we crotchety old Ozark hillbillies need to help this guy pack his bags and get out of Dodge. "These people" indeed.

10:49 AM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

A letter from the offended wife: On yahoogroups.

You know, when I called this morning and talked with Courtney, all I said is that there are a lot of people in Mt. Vernon upset by your comments about Mt.Vernon people. She said that you were actually friends with that guy and were just joking around. I told her that you (Vince) should tell people that because so many of us are upset. I wasn't yelling, or rude.

So when you got back on the air and started talking about calls
rec'd by Mt. Vernon people I was happy because I thought you were
going to explain how you were just joking around... instead... you
started in with the personal attacks on ME.

On air you started out saying I'm old and then by the end of your
conversation, you had me old AND crotchety. And then started calling me grandma and that I needed to get in the kitchen (is that where you think all women should be??) and make pies and blueberry pancakes?? Among other things.

You made the situation tons worse, because my husband heard you
calling his wife old and crotchety and a grandma! and telling me I
need to get a life, etc.... so he got on the phone to defend me.
(which you have done when somebody has said something negative
towards YOUR wife, so you should be able to understand his position.)

Then, you put him on the air... and when he wanted an apology for
what you said about me... you proceeded to tell him HE needed to get a life and that he needs to get a sense of humor. If you knew my husband... he is the biggest jokester and has people laughing all day. He is one of those guys that puts a smile on your face just by saying hello.

So since you were not being receptive, he made the comment about you being a French Canadian rifle dropper, because he wasn't getting anywhere with you. He wanted to make you as mad as you made him. You are the one who started with the personal attacks.

So... if your offer still stands. My husband would LOVE to meet you
in Mt. Vernon to defend my honor, as well as the entire town of Mt.
Vernon. You can both raise money for the charity of your choice and
you can settle this matter in the ring. And whoever loses, will have
to apologize to the other... on air.

Are you up for this challenge??? Or, are you going to be a
stereotypical Frenchie?

4:47 PM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger DocLarry said...

I'm troubled that the dissed woman chooses to diss French people rather than just Herr Schattenkirk. He is Canadian, but I don't think he is French-Canadian.

Jercho deserves to be abused, but there's no need to insult French people.

8:15 PM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's never a bad time to insult French people.

However, one time, this girl told me that saying bad things about the French was "racist". I replied that "the French" are not a race, so that's just as idiotic as Al Sharpton saying that blacks can't be racist b/c "only people with power can be racist".

She wound up voting for Gore. I rest my case.

8:24 PM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Anon ... the French, with 1/3 the population of the US had 4 times as many men killed defending France in WWII as the US deaths in Europe and the Pacific combined.

VD(J) maynot be French-Canadian ...German-Canadian, yes ... but he has the arrogance snootiness, and haughtiness that drives Americans nuts about the Frence. As further proof I offer that the Frence actually think for themselves rather than blindly following a bunch of goober neo-cons like VD. For that alone they have my respect.

12:07 AM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, the only thing this station will understand whenit comes to this or any other show is money...You can get himoff the air by contacting every sponsor on his show and infomring them that if they don't stop their ads, we will not shop in their stores or use their services. It has to be more than a couple of people, too. I guarantee you if the ads falls off, so will the show. Problem solved...
Get a list of advertisers, post it here and start calling...

10:58 AM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Local Small Business Owner said...

I was listening to Dan Patrick on ESPN yesterday when a caller chimed in that something Patrick said was disparaging to the hiphop community. Patrick didn't miss a beat, apologized immediately if his comments were construed wrongly, and moved on. What a contrast to your sound clip, which everyone in the service community should listen to as to how not to handle a disssatisfied customer. No need to boycott; this type of attitude toward customers will put anyone out of business.

11:05 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

That is a good way ... and was first used by the fundies like Jerry (the Jerk) Falwell. But I am going to kinda' steer clear of it because one of his main advetisers is Woody Justice at Justice Jewelers. I like Woody, he even let me drink his booze and gobble his eats once, and he is a nice guy.

But I find no problem with someone else proposing this question to him: How many Rolex watches does he really think he is going to sell to the chowderheads who are fans of that show? The people that listen like me because we are disgusted with VD(J) arn't going to shop at the advertisers anyway.

By the way -- true to his chickenhawk self -- VD declined the brawl (above) he looked for with the Mesican kid in Walmart, or any one of others he has invited. The cow chip got thrown down, and he did the girly act again.

After all, it might mess up his hair to get knocked out of the ring.

11:06 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger M.Brothers said...

OK, so what was said about people from Mt. Vernon in the first place?? I need context!

11:13 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Would you believe I don't have the clip, Mike. :-(

That was one of the few mornings I got tired and went back to bed for a nap and forgot to set the puter to record it.

I suspect it was basically the same thing he says about City Council, everybody but Mark Wright and Jack Merritt, and Neil Bortz.

(The FBI and the IRS are investigating his new found friends, the Minutemen for a bunch of them getting rich off their 501c(3)).

Incidentally, did you hear about Randi Rhodes handing Bortz his own butt on a plate on the Larry King show? She replayed some of it yesterday and I am sure it's up on the CNN site.

11:23 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

I may have been a little hasty in calling VD a "girly-man". Look's like he is willing to go 3 rounds, but he wants to make the rules ... I think he has a fifty foot ring in mind where he can always run around and present his south side as a target. That's called stepping in the cowpattie after you have cast it to the net.

This from yahoogroups....

Vince wrote an email to us in reply to my email to him saying:

"You will not set up anything but if HE is serious I will happily
set up the event."

My "jokeless" husband and I wrote back saying:

"HE (name) said to book it. He works nights, Sunday through Thursday (and some Fridays). So anytime on a Saturday is good with him. He said he'd like to use the 10 oz gloves.

The number to our City Hall is 417-466-2121. Our Mayor is Dave Eden.
The number to our Mt. Vernon Chamber of Commerce is 417-466-7654.

We, and others here in Mt. Vernon, are looking forward to this

I will post more details as soon as I receive them from Vince. In
the meantime, we will be looking at various charities to contribute
our winnings to. If you have any suggestions, please pass them on! :)

1:01 PM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi! It's me... the crotchety old woman! LOL! I'll keep you posted on what Vince sets up regarding the fight. Vince said on the air that they could wear the big gloves so HE doesn't hurt my husband. Well.. my husband told vince that he wants to wear the 10oz gloves.

All my husband wanted was an apology for his statements about me (whom he has never talked with)... all "I" wanted was an apology for the statements he made about Mt.Vernon people.

Instead... he has turned it into a Mt.Vernon bashing event... and I guarantee you... he will be very sorry.

2:00 PM, August 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the clip from the morning's show...

2:56 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Rhodes whupped Boortz?

Not even close, John. The woman is a nutcase. And Boortz is no racist.

I'm more interested, however, in Cynthia McKinney's sore-loser cavalcade of whimsy... those New Black Panthers, they're a loving bunch, eh?

Told ya she'd blame "Zionists". Makes me wanna join their secret society.

9:18 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

As for the anon comment on the French... I'd say it's the French of today, not the ones from the WWII era, that deserve all the derision they can handle. The ones running their gov't, at least...

9:20 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Are you aware, Lib-guy, that Randi Rhodes is jewish?

And Bortz calling Muslims "ragpickers" could only be exceeded by him calling them, "ragheads" which I suspect is really what he meant in the first place.

10:42 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

No, he refered to *Mohammed*, specifically, as a "ragpicker". The woman known as Randi, turned it into "raghead", implying racism on Boortz's part - ignoring the fact that one need not be of Middle Eastern extraction, to be a Muslim. No foul here.

Yeah, I heard she was Jewish. So why is she upset over the "ragpicker" jab? Just seems like silly P/C nonsense to me.

The real rub, though, is - getting back to Israel's current activities - that, if the Hizbians didn't exist... Israel wouldn't be firing at them. For that matter, if everyone just left Israel the eff alone, they wouldn't bother ANYONE.

I know, it makes sense... which is why nutburgers like Iran's puppet-head, want to drive Israel into the sea, and why they won't stop wanting to do that... because it would make sense to stop hating the Jews. It's why that little pig-fornicator Arafat turned down the 90% of what he wanted - it would mean they'd have to invent more shit to fight about.

No offense, John, but humans are stoopid creatures. I'd leave this mudball if I could get my hands on spaceship-repair parts.

1:02 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

BTW, do you know where to get an application to join the Zionist Conspiracy? I've Googled it, but can't find their official website.

I want something to send to Glenn Miller and Louis Farrakhan. I figure that, and a package of Hebrew National hot dogs, would make a nice gift.

1:04 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Well, Lib-guy, I know you are working during the day but you can go to and download her show from Thursday and listen to her and Bortz and then make up your mind ... it's all in the first hour I believe.

While you are there downloa a show or two of Mike Malloy. Randi usually has her stuff together and actually backs up what she says. Mike makes me look like a Rhummy right-winger.

6:03 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Sorry, John... listening to Ed Schultz is my sop to left-wing talk radio - him, I can stand on occasion. What little I've seen and heard from Randi, makes me want to pull my spleen out.

8:21 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

HAHAHA .. she *is* an uppity broad, isn't she ....

Take my word for it ... you're a big guy, but you don't want to get into a pissing contest with her. When she was doing a local show in Florida she was up against Limba ... she regularly beat his pants off .... and listening to the first three minutes of any Friday show -- and then thinking of Phyliss Schlaffley is worth an expensive bottle of scotch.

Opening song: "Bounce Your Boobies"

8:56 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Hey, I like a reasonable, non-whackaloon liberal now and then... as I mentioned, sometimes Ed Schultz can be just that, but I'm predisposed to a guy who drives SUVs and owns guns.

Example: Schultz recently talked about a conspiracy theory that said the BBC had interviewed four or five (can't remember, think it was five) of the 9/11 hijackers. And he said it for what it was: A wacky conspiracy theory. The BBC was rather put-off when his staff called them, but probably b/c they'd fielded inquiries already. I can imagine.

There's a lot of decent people on both sides of the ledger, but they're regular folks. The hoi-polloi party heads, are IMO just out for power and control. Think "Howard Dean" and "Ralph Reed", and you'll see where I'm coming from.

Now, onward and sideways, if not at a slight incline. Time to have a government-approved Saturday! :)

11:58 AM, August 12, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

Oh, hey, John... Media Matters even agrees: Boortz used the term "ragpicker", not "raghead".

Therefore, to wit, and ergo: Randi Rhodes should apologize.

7:28 PM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Obviously, you didn't listen to her show where she did just that. Bully for Bortz. Hew didn't use the racially offensive term, "raghead" he used the sensitive and understanding term of "ragpicker" That why Limba doesn't use the "n" word anymore and instead refers to the much kinder expression, pickaninny.

Randi did to Bortz what Mt. Vernon is going to do to VD(J).

8:32 PM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger The Libertarian Guy (tm) said...

It's still bogus of Rhodes to not apologize. "Ragpicker" is NOT a racist term. Besides, why should he be sensitive? Mohammed was a dick.

7:14 AM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Geeeeezzzzeee Lib-guy didn't you read the comment immediately above yours? She did say she had it wrong at first and then played the chip ... which is in her show archives in it's entirity. I don't see why she should apologise for Boortz and his insane form of right-wing racism. If you want to play revisionist and claim he didn't say it go here
and listen to the second clip down 8/25/06 ... or are you going to claim that someone was imitating his voice next?

3:55 PM, August 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just wondering what a "ragpicker" is. Does anybody know what he meant by that?

11:31 AM, August 29, 2006  

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