Wednesday, December 20, 2006

VD(j) and the Neverending Search for Publicity

I won't tell which fellow booger set me on to this story -- other than until he told me this, I actually thought he was a normal guy.

It seems as though VD(j) will do anything to see the name Schattenkirk spread around the world, just like a case of avian flu. Radio DJs are not known for having the best taste or manners but I think he has gone too far with this one, especially during sweeps week.

Stern has strippers live on his radio show ... well ... stripping. (I must admit, I have never really gotten the point of this). Billy Long has people who pay him $10 for a thirty second spot on some live interviews. Jerry Springer has Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan/Brit/Fed Ex wanna'-be's on all the time.

So VD(j) is planning a special show for Jan 3rd.

He is going to have his butt bleached live on his show. He will have a local woman, who is into alternative medicine/health/yoga and thongs come live to the studio and bleach his butt.

Think I'm kidding? Here is a quote from THIS SITE ....

I first heard of this phenomenon from a close friend. She asked me if I bleached my butt. I looked at her in horror and said, "No. Why do you ask?" "Well I heard people did, just wondering if you did." said she. "Who would do such a thing?" Asked I. "Australians and Porn Stars." said she. "Oh." I said.

Actually, I think she will bleach the wrong asshole. It should be everyone's else's butt that VD(j) calls his very good friends. That way, VD won't have to have his nose bleached also.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

His butt needs more than bleeching. Can you imagine the smell from that rotten ass?

4:33 PM, December 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I first heard of this phenomenon from a close friend. She asked me if I bleached my butt. I looked at her in horror and said, "No. Why do you ask?" "Well I heard people did, just wondering if you did." said she. "Who would do such a thing?" Asked I. "Australians and Porn Stars." said she. "Oh." I said. "

Does Mrs. VDJ know that her hubby discusses his considerable butt with other women? I thought that he was "Mr. marital fidelity".

8:33 AM, December 21, 2006  

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