Debbie does Dallas: The Musical

See if this "plot" sounds familiar: A big, busty blonde is driving late at night in her cherry red Ford Pinto down a lonely country road. She wears a tight white t-shirt that shows in overflowing excess her ... um ... well you know. Then out of nowhere a big, burly, hairy cop pulls her over and tells her she went through a red light. Which begs the question, are there red lights on country roads? But I digress. She has no money, so she says in a breathless, monotone voice that screams no acting talent whatsoever, "Gee Officer. I don't have any money to pay for the ticket. Is there anything I can do so that I don't go to jail?" And now we hear the '70s rock electric guitar twang - schkboom, schkboom-boom!

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