Crazy Fundies Come Up with Another "Neat Idea"
Father-daughter "Purity Balls". I am somewhat as a loss as to what exactly she means. Is it that dad is having a ball balling his princess for purity? Or dad's balls are pure so I can go ahead and give the crowd a nip-slip before they serve the shooters and I become a sloppy drunk and fall on the floor?
Read about it HERE ....
The thought of VD(j) has crossed my mind .... except his daughters are reputedly smart.
One of the most memorable highlights of the ball is when the fathers stand in the middle of the ballroom and form a circle around their daughters standing all aglow in their lovely ball gowns. The fathers place their hands on their daughters, and together we pray for purity of mind, body, and soul for generations to come.
Heh, heh, heh ... did she actually say ""place their hands on their daughters."