Petition to deport Eneman

Eneman, real last name, Fleet, is an illegal immigrant worker.

We know that there are dirty jobs to be done in the world, and the proper ones to do those dirty jobs are aliens (the kind that don't travel a thousand light years to look up your ass, but very closely related.) Fleet formerly lived on a street in London named after him and decided that that part of London was so personally degrading that he felt it was necessary to stow away in the wheel well of a 747 and make it to Springfield, were he found a job cleaning the crap out of the KWTO studio after the Lawd's Day callers finish talking to Woot-Woot-Wooten.

(Local rumor has it that Eneman will be moving to KSGF, where he will try to loosen the anal retentive personality of a local radio person whose initials are confused with a social disease.)

I think we should expell Ememan. Let him go back to wherever he came from. Build a wall around the loo. Wear three thick layers of clothes, two belts, suspenders and a partridge in a pear tree.

Remember kiddies ... Eneman is not a sports drink ... no matter what the container looks like.