Brit and the Baby Federline

For all those interested in important things, the fetus Federline finally has a decent wireless connection out of that fetid place he has been in the past 9 months. And he already is showing that he intends to run the show and be a very collicky one at that.

See it here.

No more tongue-shots with Christina and Madonna on MTV. This kid is going to keep her on the straight and level.

Think Brit, with bikini scars, and bacon strips ...