Gay Marriage

I was talking with Newt Gingrich the other night about how I was opposed to gay people getting married and being as miserable as the rest of us.

"Newt", said I, "Don't you want that committment to fidelity and union that you had with your first wife?"

"Don't you want to love her in sickness and in health and compassionately care for her in her time of need, like you did with your second wife?"

"Don't you think that you should discuss the proceeds of book deals, speaking engagements, and lobbyist money like you are doing with your third wife?"

Newt thought about it for a minute and then commented that he wouldn't be opposed to Dick-Dick Cheney marrying Vito Scalia.