Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Preemptive Strike at the Gutless Anonymous Liar

The GAL is around to reading this blog from about the first of December. He will no-doubt leave comments like before on something ... poo-spreading, I call it. See an example HERE.

He is more fun to watch than a nudist playing the accordian.

So I found a website that saves me the trouble of wasting time to think of some way to make him look more foolish with the
Random Insult Generator. Here is my reply in response to his future post:

You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind.

Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Who am I kidding? You would.

Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?


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