It's the Law!!

The Law of Volunteering
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead

The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a Urologist

The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose

The Law of Self-Sacrifice
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last

The Law of Motivation
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster

Boob's Law
You always find something in the last place you look

Weiler's Law
Nothing is impossible for the man that doesn't have to do it

Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

Law of Volunteer Labor
People are always available for work in the past tense

Conway's Law
In any organization there is always one person who knows what is going on. That person must be found and fired

Iron Law of Distribution
Them that has, gets

Law of Cybernetic Entomology
There is always one more bug

Law of Drunkenness
You can't fall off the floor

Heller's Law
The first myth of management is, that it exists

Osborne's Law
Variables won't; constants aren't

Main's Law
For every action there is an opposite and equal government program

Weinburg's Second Law
If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that comes along will destroy civilization