Friday, April 28, 2006

Pigman Cops a Plea

The Pigman's mouthpiece calls it a "settlement".

Batsqueeze ...

He copped a plea to one felony charge and the judge agreed to deferred sentencing. If the Cyst on the Butt of Humanity can keep his hands out of the hillbilly heroin jar for two years the charges will be dismissed.

A good deal since anyone else in America would get the same two years in the slammer for an ounce of weed.

I have figured out that if you take Rush's police file and cut out every thing illegal he has done, you will have the perfect stash for his maid to deliver 2000 little pills of eternal happiness.

Maybe he can still wind up at one of Forbes Magazine's "10 Best Prisons".

No wonder Marta got rid of his fat butt.


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