I was just listening to an early morning news program and there was an ad for “Head On”. What’s that? You ask. Well, beats me because the ad never said what the product is supposed to do, all that the ad talked about was that you apply it to your forehead, and it is not greasy and it can be carried in the purse or pocket.
Hummm … maybe it’s intended to grow hair on your forehead, or create wrinkles.
At any rate … if it doesn’t, never fear. There is a money-back guarantee that it will do … do …. Whatever it will do, it’s guaranteed.
Hatch/Harkin run amok.