Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Pigman. Busted. Again.

The insufferable Pigman was detained for a few hours last night.

As the CHATTERismist-guy says, this is a story that you don't really want to think too long or ... er...ahem .... hard, about.

He was carrying a bottle ov Viagra. Made out in the name of the prescribing physician. Limba says this was to preserve his privacy, but the RULE OF LAW says that this is a violation of several statutes, incuding diversion. And we all know how much those people respect THE RULE OF LAW don't we?

Viagra, eh? Too bad the detail of how many is missing from the story. My guess is one. Simply because of his history with woman-success. Once is enough for most women who have an IQ that exceeds the average number of an Ozarker's teeth.

Poor ol' Pigman. Everybody is on his ass (only because with the size of his ass, everybody can get on it). Al writes that book. Mike plays clips. There is a game show called truth, lie or weasel, based on his show. Ratings are sinking faster than KWTO in a tsunami.

It gives new meaning to the hope he will serve some hard time.

All's right with the world today.


Blogger John Stone said...

An anon commerter on CHATTER pointed out that EIB actually stands for ....

Erection In a Bottle ....

12:10 AM, June 28, 2006  
Blogger DocLarry said...

According to Keith Olberman, Viagra is typically sold in quantities of 30. Rusho had 29 at the time of his arrest.

7:49 PM, June 28, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

In other words, he found one of those 12 year-old male street urchins who had a sister?

8:30 PM, June 28, 2006  
Blogger DocLarry said...

Why bring up the sister?

9:24 AM, June 29, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

HAHAHAHA .... that's right

I forgot, he's a Repugly ....

9:32 AM, June 29, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Repugs want Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore.

Rush just wants to mount.

9:51 AM, June 29, 2006  

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