Friday, June 16, 2006

A Sad Case of VD -- and the Postal Clerk

A few days ago Shimmy-Shimmy Koko-Pouf VD was whining about trying to get his passport. I can only take a quess as to why; but let's go ahead anyway.

VD goes to the PO with his application, birth certificate, residency papers, and a 25 cent photo from the machine at WalMart. He wants the passport issued in the name of his poufnym VD(J). The clerk says, well OK, let's see your court papers changing your name from Shit'n'crap, like it says here on your birth certificate. VD waves his naturalization papers at her and says that's his legal name, and Shit'n'crap might be some unknown terrorismist from Canada who got registered under a false name.

PO cerk says, Nope. That ain't good enough. Gotta' issue the passport in your birth name, unless you have changed it. VD goes off on a two hour whine about how pissed he is that we actually suspect people coming in from Canada, like Muhammed Ata.

Said PO clerk hears about the rant and calls him this morning: Partial clip can be heard HERE ....

No wonder they have renamed his show Pouf-n-Stuff.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a one-sided idiot this host is, Colonel. No wonder the Canucks threw him out.

10:46 AM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Link doesn't work...

5:36 PM, June 16, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Try again and let me know if you still don't get the link ... I am having problems with my websites ...

5:43 PM, June 16, 2006  

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