Friday, June 02, 2006

Smirk Losing Only Constituency


Da'Georgie, who has lost all the people in the nation except his core constituency of Total Fuckin' Morons, like the Pigman, Chuckles, VD(J), or Billy'sBoyToyRoy, is now losing ground with the TFMs.

A new Gallup poll shows that, for the first time, Bush's approval rating has fallen below 50% among TFMs, and now stands at 44%. This represents a dramatic drop compared to a poll taken just last December, when 62% of TFMs expressed support for the president and his policies.

The current poll, conducted by phone with 1,409 TFMs betweenMay 4 and May 8, reveals that only 44% of those polled believe the president is doing a good job, while 27% believe he is doing a poor job and 29% don't understand the question.

The December poll, conducted by phone with 1,530 TFMs, showed 62% approved of the president, 7% disapproved and 31% didn't understand the question.

Faltering approval ratings for the president among a group once thought tobe a reliable source of loyal support gives Republicans one more reason to be nervous about the upcoming mid-term elections. "If we can't depend on the support of TFMs," says Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), "then we've got a big problem. They're a key factor in our electoral strategy, and an important part of today's Republican coalition."

"We've taken the TFM vote for granted," says Rep. Tom Feeney(R-FL), "and now we're paying for it. We've let the Democrats control the debate lately, and they've dragged discourse back into the realm of complex, nuanced issues. So your average TFM turns on his TV and sees his Republican Congressman arguing about Constitutional law or the complexities of state formation in the Middle East, and he tunes out. He wants to hear comforting, pandering, flattering bromides and he doesn't want to hear a logical argument more complex than what you'd find on a bumpersticker."

For Feeney, the poll is a dire warning that Republicans can ignore only at their peril. "This should send a signal that we have to regain control of the debate if we want the support of our key constituencies in the coming election and beyond. We need to bring public discourse back into the realm of stupidity and vacuity. We should be talking about homosexual illegal immigrants burning flags. We should be talking about the power of pride. We should be talking about freedom fries. These are the issues that resonate with TFMs."

But some TFMs say it's too late. Bill Snarpel of Enid, Oklahoma is a TFM who voted for Bush in both 2000 and 2004. But he says he won't be voting for Bush in 2008. "I don't like it that he was going to sell our ports to the Arabs. If the Arabs own the ports then that means they'll let all the Arabs in and then we'll all be riding camels and wearing towels on our heads. I don't want my children singing the Star Spangled Banner in Muslim."

TFM Kurt Meyer of Turlock, California also says his once solid support for Bush has collapsed. "He invaded Iraq and all those soldiers died, and for what? We destroyed all their WMDs, but now their new president is making fun of us and saying he's going to build nuclear bombs and that we can't stop him. Well, nuclear bombs are even worse than WMDs, so what did we accomplish?"

Laura McDonald, a TFM from Chandler, Arizona, says she is disappointed that the president hasn't been a more forceful advocate of Christian values. "This country was founded on Christian values," she says,"but you'd never know it looking around and seeing all the Mexicans runningaround. I thought Bush was going to bring Jesus back into the government. Instead, Christians are being persecuted worse than ever before in history, because all these Mexicans come here and tell Christians that we have to respect their religious beliefs. So now it's illegal for children to pray in school. Soon it will be illegal for them to speak English."

Not all TFMs have turned their backs on the president. Jeb Larkin of Topeka, Kansas says he still fully supports Bush. "He is doing a great job. He is a great president. He is a great decider. I have a puppy. His tail sticks straight up and you can see his butthole."

And not all Republican lawmakers are concerned about the poll. Sen. Lamar
Alexander (R-TN), for one, does not find it a cause for anxiety. While he
agrees that his party should not take total fucking morons for granted, they"really don't have anywhere else to go. They're never going to be able to understand someone like Al Gore or John Kerry or anybody intelligent and articulate who wants to talk about substantive issues. Just try having a conversation with one of them about global warming. They'll say, 'Oh, but Rush says volcanoes consume more ozone than humans do.' I mean, they'remorons! TFMs!"

"They've got nowhere else to go," Alexander reaffirms with a smile, "and they always vote."

(Someone needs to get credit for this one because I am sad to say it is not mine.)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Max Udargo said...

It's mine. I appreciate you at least noted that you weren't the author. I'm finding a lot of people aren't doing that. I guess it's been circulating via email without a credit.

But you can find my original post here:
http://www.udargo.com/mub/2006/05/bush_losing_core_supporters.html

I'm glad you liked it.

1:28 AM, June 29, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Thanks, Max you certainly deserve credit .....

5:59 AM, June 29, 2006  

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