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A really great blog today from Aetiology.
It is written by an microbiologist/epidemiologist, which gives her a lot of stock in my company -- but it doesn't hurt at all that she is also beautiful. In a field, where most of the girls look like my fifth grade teacher. (Hang on ladies -- put away those autoclaves - I'm just kiddin').
Here is a quote from a typical scientist like Ko-Ko-Bop-Shimmy-Shimmy-Shake-a-Lot-Itsy-Bitsy-Teensie-Weeeeeeennnnie-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Bikini VD(J). Emphasis on the Weenie part....
"You can do what you want with your special laboratory mice, but whan it comes to it nobody has ever proven that germs cause disease and a century of war on microbes has had no results and, to cite a professor of the Villejuif hospital "up to today medicine doesn't know the cause of any disease".
It is written by an microbiologist/epidemiologist, which gives her a lot of stock in my company -- but it doesn't hurt at all that she is also beautiful. In a field, where most of the girls look like my fifth grade teacher. (Hang on ladies -- put away those autoclaves - I'm just kiddin').
Here is a quote from a typical scientist like Ko-Ko-Bop-Shimmy-Shimmy-Shake-a-Lot-Itsy-Bitsy-Teensie-Weeeeeeennnnie-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Bikini VD(J). Emphasis on the Weenie part....
"You can do what you want with your special laboratory mice, but whan it comes to it nobody has ever proven that germs cause disease and a century of war on microbes has had no results and, to cite a professor of the Villejuif hospital "up to today medicine doesn't know the cause of any disease".
posted by John Stone at 8:58 AM
2 Comments:
Well, you know, nobody has been able to marry gravity with the theory of relativity, either. Science is such mumbo-jumbo bull anyway. I mean, how do we know gravity really exists? I personally believe teeny-tiny invisible gnomes are holding our feet the ground and pulling apples to the earth with powerful, invisible strings after they "fall" from trees limbs.
"...how do we know gravity really exists?"
It doesn't. The world sucks.
Jewwzzus ... that one is even older than I am.
I guess we could call your theory The Einstein/Greene Nome theory. Also known as "ALT" (Alaskan Lilliputian Theory)
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