Saturday, October 21, 2006

VD(J) Says Elderly Bald Men Threaten Wifey

I didn't hear this except for about 100 emails, and I'm searching desperately for a sound clip.

Chuckles Wooten on crap-radio KWTO was entertaining the goobers, over 70's, and retarded this morning on his show. Now I realize that Chuckles is on the up-slope of the IQ bell curve but he is also elderly. He got a phone call from his competition, to wit: VD(J), who accused him over the air of threatening Ms VD. Here is a copy of an email I got:

Did you listen to morningline this morning? I read what you have written about V D Jerricho on your blog. This morning Chuck said something about V D Jericho and V D Jericho was the last caller on morningline this morning. He told Chuck that he (Chuck) was putting his wife in danger because he said that V D Jericho didn't use his real name.

Well, well, well ... you don't suppose that VD is so ashamed of his assumed name that he is listed in the phone book as his real name, VD Shit'n'crap, do you?

If VD had the guts to get into the ring with an 85 year old, which I doubt, since Mr Mt. Vernon is still looking for him to corner him inside the ropes and make him honor his promise. I'd be surprised.

Thanks to Anon ... you can listen to it HERE .....

Honor? Did I actually say honor and VD(J) in the same post?

I'll do the Xtian thing and forgive him for this morning. He was drunk.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go here:

5:32 AM, October 22, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

HAHAHAHA ... thanks Anon 532 it's linked ...

Blogger is screwed up as normal .. check back to see a photo of VD(J) making the phone call that I haven't been able to post yet.

6:23 AM, October 22, 2006  
Anonymous doclarry said...

Don't you just love the false dichotomy Schattenkirk poses? And then he can't explain why someone trying to determine his "former" name would, in his mind, naturally begin to look for his wife? And the irony of Schattenkirk defending his wife while cowardly avoiding Mr. Mt. Vernon is too much.

By the way, the guy in Iowa who murdered his famly recently worked at the Schattenkirk auto dealership in Quincy, Ill. Seriously. No connection to VD, probably. But somehow, it makes sense.

4:06 PM, October 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy still uses the shattenshit name on his real estate tax records which anyone can look up

5:54 PM, October 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That call in is about the funniest thing I've heard all year. Why, in heavens name, would he call into Chuck's show when VD(J) is alwasy saying he doesn't have any competition.

By the way, I just checked on, and there is one Schattenkirk listed in the Springfield area. Just happens to have the same first name as VD(J)'s wife.

6:02 AM, October 24, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Right you are Anon 602 ... I found his phone and address months ago when I first realized what an ass he is. I also found sever numbers for cell phones and such ... I have been sorely tempted on more than one occasion to publish them since they are public information... but now that you mention it perhaps Ms Mt. Vernon will give Ms Shattenkirk a call and set up the contest that girly-VD has been avoiding ... she probably has bigger balls than him anyway ... and girls love for the guys to fight over them.

7:10 AM, October 24, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

Since VD(J) just announced that his wife's name is Denise over the radio -- thereby destroying her privacy, I assume that Denise Shattenkirk would be the name for Ms Mt. Vernon to look for????

8:46 AM, October 24, 2006  
Anonymous sgfcards said...

Hilarious, if not just a tad bit scary!

I had kind of assumed (hoped) that Captain Schattenkirk's schtick on the radio was mostly just that -- a schtick. I mean, no one could actually be that strange, right?

But this whole thing, going on and on about his wife... wtf? Chuck asked the right question -- why would someone want to go after his wife?

Why indeed.

Hey, by the way, can you turn on dates in the comments? All that's there is a time, so it's hard to tell what was posted, when.

6:50 PM, October 26, 2006  
Anonymous Desdinova the Eternal Light said...

It shocks me that his married and I STILL SINGLE!!!

7:40 PM, October 28, 2006  

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