VD(j) Fucks to Fry Cow River

VD(j) fantacizes that he is a good short order cook ... rather than a lousy DJ. I agree, and that is probably where he will wind up working in a month or two. I understand that Sister Lorraine is hiring.

I heard that he learned his craft while working on a garbage scow plying the trade routes on Great Slave Lake. He was fired from that job too, after complaints that it was hard to tell the dinner from the cargo.

But here is a menu from his latest house party where he tried to use a '56 Cadillac hubcap as a wok. Come to think of it -- I would rather lick the crankcase of a '56 Chevy than eat his food.