Thursday, March 15, 2007

The War on Terra' is Over

We got 'im.

Of course we had to use a 1925 crank telephone to do it but he finally confessed .... Khalid Sheikh Mohammed ...

The mastermind behind 9-11?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

The guy behind the shoe bomber?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

The guy behind the 1993 WTC bomb?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
(I wonder if anyone has told the Blind Sheik that he's innocent -- hell it's just a local call)

Who is the father of Anna Nichole's baby???

Buzzzdt ... OUCH!!!! Oh, it was me ... me ... Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. And I am sooooo ashamed.

Were you Rev Ted's masseur?

Buzzzzdt ... OW!!! Stop it!!! Yes it was me Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Did you redistrict Texas Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?

Buzzzdt .... Oh, gawd .. stop!!! Yes!!! I did it!!!

Did you control Monica Lewinski Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?

Buzzzdt .... OH YES??? Please don't do that again? I also run My Space.

Are you responsible for the three missing women Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?

Buzzzzdt ... Oh, yes, they are buried under the Burrell Center parking garage.

Let's give George and Alberto credit for ending terrorism. They caught the only terrorist in the world.

Who shot the deputy down?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed


Blogger Desdinova said...

Who knocked off the Cracklin Oat Bran?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Who put their overalls in Mother Murphy's stew?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

4:57 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger GW said...

His (very young)kid's were also taken in by the CIA for 'questioning' as well to get him to sing. Plus, the Plaza bank he supposedly targeted was not even founded until 2006 (according to their website). Too many holes in this 'Conspiracy' theory to count.
Perhaps he's having conjugal visits with Richie Reid or that dastardly Adam (Gadahan)Pearlman. More info on him:

Thank goodness Anna Nicole has been laid to rest and the turrists have been caught.

Can you handle the truth?

8:13 AM, March 16, 2007  
Blogger Jacke M. said...

Dang! I just KNEW

PROGRESSIVE Christian *Dominionists*

were the true culprits.

What a let down....

Now I'll be required to come up with an entirely new theory in which to place muh faith.


8:16 AM, March 16, 2007  
Blogger GW said...

Nah, there was nothing Christian about the 911 whack job.

8:25 AM, March 16, 2007  

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