Will Scoot-Scoot Get a New Nickname in Jail?

Yep.

"Short-eyes."

Wait 'til his new cellies get a read of Scootie Pie's porn novel, The Apprentice, wherein a child is chained in a cage and a bear, yes, you read correctly - A BEAR - rapes her repeatedly.

The purpose is to make the little girl an obedient child prostitute.

Charming children's tale, ain't it?

"Short-eyes" is the inside term for child molesters, and 'dem douche bags make the bestest abuse bags! Helps with anger management for respectable inmates.'

(Tip 'o the hat to bartcop.com )