Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Pope Rat I

German Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who we can now refer to fondly as Pope Rat I, has had an interesting job in the Vatican. One right out of the Godfather as a matter of Fact.

He has now taken the eccelastical name of Pope Lupo I.

He was head of the "Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith". For those with a longer memory than the PR namers in the White House and Vatican might recall another name for his office is:

The Inquisition

The Mormans can expect a big increase in membership as social progressives flee the Church of Rome.


Blogger General Tonic said...

I was hoping he would pick an interesting, descriptive name like the good old days of Pious, Innocent, and Honorious. But something more modern like Pope Shiny the First, or Pope Tedious.

3:37 PM, April 21, 2005  

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