A Note to Mom

Ron Davis, of CHATTER fame, is our first-do most mornings ... not that I would trade a cup of my French Roast for a can of his JOLT! He can sometimes come up with a story that will have you spewing all over the keyboard. This is one of them.

Seems as though that great intellect Brittany Spears, (great intellect if you compare her to a piece of her discarded bubble gum), is in a mommy-way.

Davis sent us to this website where future-baby Federline has a few words of advice for the person surrounding the womb-vehicle. It's a must-read. Find it here.

Line of the day: "I'm inside Brittany, and you arn't"