Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Jerry the Jerk a Veggie?

The Pfat Pfool Pfalwell has been pretty much a veggie for about 30 years.

I can now call him a turnip without fear of contradiction. He might even make a good turnip and rhubarb pie.

Read about it here.

Imagine the Goodyear Blimp on a water bed ... you get the idea.

The family has told the hospital to pull the plug at the earliest opportune time. The TV Tellatubby, who is covering the death watch for Rush, reports that his wife is sick and tired of that two-bit berb of Lynchburg anyway, where she can't even buy a shot of Jack Daniels, and is ready to take off to Gay Paris (Gay Paris -- get it) and kick up her heels with some French landscape painter.

The pfat pfool hasn't been able to tell anyone of his wishes, but it doesn't matter anyway.

Note to the pfat pfool Pfalwell .... there are no panty raids in heaven to get you kicked out of school. Too bad, so sad.

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