Who Would Write This Porn?

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Answer it correctly and send me your answer by remote viewing, and I will send you your prize by teleportation within two weeks. (If you don't get it - don't bitch to me - tell Scotty, he is the expert.)

Better yet , look up 'abject sexual vassals" and "lesbian frontier women" and see if the name L. V. C. comes up. They are phrases used in her novel Sisters.


"`Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded bower where they dare not venture. There will only be the two of us, and ... in the evenings I shall read to you while you go work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl,' Miss Travers had written to Helen."

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