From Bartcop.com Today

I'm wondering about the physical condition of that Capitol Cop, that McKinny assaulted. What are his injuries and did he require medical attention? Is he going to make it?
Bugs

Bugs, good point. Reminds me of that traffic cop who claimed Zha Zha slapped him, back in the day.

The cop is like 6'2" and Zha Zha was in her 80s, and this cop is crying that Zha Zha kicked his ass? If some old lady kicked my ass, I'd bribe all witnesses to claim I won!