Monday, May 01, 2006

Talk Radio in SGF

There are all sorts of sad and sadder characters on Springfield's little talk radio stations, who if you combine all their arbitrons, barely reach the size of an audience of a Missouri State Volleybears game ... or the readers of this blog, fer christsake....

So along with Chuckles Wooten, Roy'sBoyToyBilly, you get Vincent David Jericho ( the CHATTERismist-guy points out that the only people who go by three names are presidental assassins and mass murderers). Real name - Vince Shattenkirk (Shatt first, get it?) - he claims that when he immigrated he changed his name. I understand that. I hated my parents when I was 15 too... I just grew out of it.

He was renamed on the blog for radio DJ's, Missouri Radio Forums, as
"... Vincent David John Jacob Jingle Shotenkirk Shimmy Shimmy Ko-ko Bop Rama Lama Ding Dong Ooo-EE-OOO-AH-Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Jericho ..."

As of yesterday his name has been upgraded to his actual name on the green card to: ... "Vincent David John Jacob Jingle Himerschmit Shotenkirk Shimmy Shimmy Ko-ko Bop Ramma Lama Ding Dong Do Wah Diddy Diddy Gidyup Ooomp Pompa Oooomp Pompa Mow Mow Hiyo Silver Away Banana Fanna Fo Fanna Azuza Anehime Koo-ka-monga 2 all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion Itsy Bittsy Tiny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Jericho has rechristened himself Mr. Ken. I guess he got very tired of posting under the names Tim Short, 8675309, Wild Card and Talk Radio Guy"

I find it amazing that any person in the world could be shaped like him ... where his shoulders are the narrowest part of his well-developed bod. It's almost as freaky as John Wayne and his tiny little feet. (If the old boys-tale is true, then calling him the Duke was wrong. It should have been - The Princess).

And plastic Pink Flamingos??? The only other place you see them around town is in those tacky Xmas Manger Scenes that the Jesoids put up around town.


Blogger A.McSholty said...

Stoner - where did you find this picture?


3:04 PM, May 03, 2006  
Blogger John Stone said...

We all have been getting it wrong. Real name before he disowned his family.... Shattenkirk....

I had to Shatten just thinking about it ....

8:57 AM, May 20, 2006  

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