Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Fat Jack and the Good Father

Fat Jack lived alone in the Ozark hills with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Jack went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Jack said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?"


Blogger Jack said...

Silly Stoner. Jack would eat his dog. Yum, yum.

6:43 AM, July 18, 2006  

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