Predictions for 2007
1. Most amusing and satisfying political movement: Hugo Chavez will call Bush "the devil" from the podium of the UN. Wait --- that has already come true!
2. Worst political moment: Mary Cheney is pregnant -- say it ain't so.
3. In a show of anti-xtian fervor, Amish communities mourn the death of a person who murdered their children and offer to help his family recover. WWJD...
4. Brit will discover that Victoria's Secret sells panties and settles on a pair of black crotchless/pointless ones.
5. Past best moments to happen again in 2007: Miss America, Miss Teen USA and Miss Nevada will have some candid pics appear on Girls Gone Wild -- all in the same week.
6. Most fun thing: Pointing out the size of Ann Coulter's adam's apple.
7. Most surprising thing: Wynona Ryder will appear in a movie with her clothes on.
8. Most deserved moment: A certain radio yak-job will celebrate his next job at a 250 watt FM station in El Paso spinning albums of West Side Story, Black Sabbath and La Cucuracha 24/7.
2. Worst political moment: Mary Cheney is pregnant -- say it ain't so.
3. In a show of anti-xtian fervor, Amish communities mourn the death of a person who murdered their children and offer to help his family recover. WWJD...
4. Brit will discover that Victoria's Secret sells panties and settles on a pair of black crotchless/pointless ones.
5. Past best moments to happen again in 2007: Miss America, Miss Teen USA and Miss Nevada will have some candid pics appear on Girls Gone Wild -- all in the same week.
6. Most fun thing: Pointing out the size of Ann Coulter's adam's apple.
7. Most surprising thing: Wynona Ryder will appear in a movie with her clothes on.
8. Most deserved moment: A certain radio yak-job will celebrate his next job at a 250 watt FM station in El Paso spinning albums of West Side Story, Black Sabbath and La Cucuracha 24/7.
posted by John Stone at 6:18 AM
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2. Worst political moment: Mary Cheney is pregnant -- say it ain't so.
What's even worse is the fact that there's a paternity test pending naming either Ann Coulter or Laura Ingraham as the sperm donors. Details to follow.. but I read where Ann and Laura DO play on the same softball team AND they both ADORE KD Lang, Melissa Ethridge and Ann Heche movies.
'I know all there is to know about the crying game' - boy george.
Rob
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