Bill O'Reilly assults MU student

Disgusting talk show host, and loofa sponge loving, butt plug affectionado, was tried for assulting an MU student.

He was using the alias of Teddy Jensen during his trial, but observers pointed out that was actually the loudmouth radio host.

The most telling testimony? "... shirtless and backing away from the injured woman. His trousers were around his ankles, and the waistband of his boxer shorts was riding at his thighs."

There was no mention of any other incriminating evidence that was found during a body cavity search.