Saturday, August 13, 2005

Missouri Inaugerations


Our now highly unpopular Governor , Matt Blunt (R-Knuckledrag), also known as Boy Runt in honor of his father, Roy Blunt (R-Billy'sBoyToyRoy), started his ill fated term on a good note.

Long noted for his devotion to nature and living creatures, he found, even in January, a baby eagle which had fallen out of the nest, and decided to take it under his warm-hearted wing. Understandably, our national emblem made a great hit in Jefferson City, and is suspected of making the decision for Runt to institute a "dress code" for State employees.


It is unclear if the cute little thing has molted yet, but downey white feathers don't make eagles soar, do they?

3 Comments:

Blogger aleah marie said...

I'm generally not a fashion critic, but I have to wonder how many baby seals had to die to create that parachuting monstrosity. Could we perhaps hope it's faux dead animal?

9:09 AM, August 13, 2005  
Blogger John Stone said...

HAHAHA .. well, there is at least one dead animal in that pic, and for a hint, it's not wearing a uniform or white......

11:07 AM, August 13, 2005  
Blogger John Stone said...

I stand corrected.

The Queen Mother heard that Runt was having a party so jumped out of her grave and borrowed an outfit from Margaret Trudeau to attend.

4:20 PM, August 14, 2005  

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