Sunday, January 07, 2007

BradJelina Comes to the Bible Belt

Well, I agree that Angelina is heavenly.

But will local boy-done-good Brad be caught shopping in the WalMart on South Campbell?

Maybe to pick up a Chinese/Persian rug for the hallway?

Or to buy some Lay's chips (heh, heh, heh - I think I made a funny) at 2 for $3.

How about a nice bottle of breakfast wine, Pagan Pink Ripple, of course.

The painting is on sale. Only $50 kilobucks. If I were Brad, I would buy it just to burn it so no one else would ever see it. He can afford to do it.

And what's this with the nekkid children? Don't they realize that VD(j) will accuse them of child porn?

And why the hell isn't the heavenly body nekkid? That is a lot more interesting.


Anonymous shak said...

I looked up the artist and she considers this an anti-conusmerism piece of art. Walmart represents hell.

7:19 AM, January 08, 2007  
Blogger John Stone said...

I never cease to be amazed at how much info is available out there on the net.

Even more reason for Bradley to buy and burn it.

I went to Walmart yesterday.

I got drunk first.

8:17 AM, January 08, 2007  

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