BradJelina Comes to the Bible Belt
But will local boy-done-good Brad be caught shopping in the WalMart on South Campbell?
Maybe to pick up a Chinese/Persian rug for the hallway?
Or to buy some Lay's chips (heh, heh, heh - I think I made a funny) at 2 for $3.
How about a nice bottle of breakfast wine, Pagan Pink Ripple, of course.
The painting is on sale. Only $50 kilobucks. If I were Brad, I would buy it just to burn it so no one else would ever see it. He can afford to do it.
And what's this with the nekkid children? Don't they realize that VD(j) will accuse them of child porn?
And why the hell isn't the heavenly body nekkid? That is a lot more interesting.