Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Hooray for pResident Bunnypants

The Smirk announces that he is sending an aircraft carrier to Sri Lanka.

Great.

Those F-14's and FA-18's will be an invaluable help to the parents of the 33,000 (as of today and growing) dead children alone. They might be even more thrilled if he sent the Blue Angles to cheer up their little cold dead hearts.

Speaking of cold dead hearts, Bunnypants announced a $35 billion aid effort ... he was only wrong by a factor of 1000. Close enough for his needle-sharp mind. It's $35 million. Oh, did I mention that he will spend $40 million on his party January 20th?

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