The Libertarian Party

People who want to smoke dope and get laid.

Jesus Dies in Ice Storm

Sadly -- now Jesus lies on the ground cut by a chain saw into about ten pieces.... Even more gruesome than the cross.... SGF fundamentalists must have watched the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Some More Spring Beauty

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Police Chief, Police Dog, Have Same Degree

TIFFIN - The Fostoria Police Department may have the most educated police dog around.

Documents filed Monday in Seneca County Common Pleas Court show that John I. Rocko, aka Rocko the police dog, received a bachelor of science degree in criminal justice last year. Not only that, it's the same institution that police Chief John McGuire's resume said he received a degree from in 2002.

Attorney Gene Murray, in a motion on behalf of his client, Clifford Green, said he wants the dog to be subpoenaed into court as an exhibit for having received the same degree as Chief McGuire and "for giving one pause, if not paws, for concern of what it actually takes to achieve and be awarded the concordant degrees of the dog and John McGuire, both cum laude alumni of Concordia College and University."

Both Rocko and the police chief have degrees from Concordia, an online degree program in the Virgin Islands.

The dog got a higher grade in one class than the Chief.

Read it HERE ....

Gonzogate: The Smirk Panics

Let's face it .. .Gonzo knows where a lot of bodies are buried ... like for instance the driving records of King George IV.

So, he is going to appear, under oath, in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee on April 15th.

This is not a date picked out of thin air -- it is a date he and the White House negotiated with the committee.

Well --- now that Gonzo is in boiling oil up to his lyin' teeth he wants to move the date up to next week. Fat chance.

Let the SOB twist in the wind for a couple of weeks and let the bad news, revelations of emails, testimony of the other rats leaving the sinking Bush ship, just build and build and become more and more embarrassing.

It's called "oversight" -- remember that stuff from the Clinton administration?

Springfield's Japanese Stroll Garden

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